From vicious competition for the last can of pumpkin pie mix to the guy who starts blasting Christmas music as soon as the meal’s over, there’s never any lack of meme-worthy moments to Thanksgiving.
While you’re waiting for the turkey to be carved, here’s a selection of wholesome holiday memes.
Let’s kick things off with rightfully suspicious turkeys.

This was definitely me last night.

We’ll defer to Kevin Hart when it comes to letting everyone know what’s on the table this year. Let us guess… IS IT TURKEY?!?

My grandmother always makes the best cookies. And so, I blame her for putting them out before the meal is served.

“YOU FORGOT TO BUY STUFFING?!?!??” We’ve all been there. Time to grab your phalanx of Spartan warriors and head to the grocery store.

Got a relative who’s always a little too nebby? Keep a good comeback loaded in the holster. Get ‘em, Kermit…

My grandmother will reach across the table and strangle the person who does this.

Be nice to your mother, or whoever is doing the cooking today. They deserve it.

Did you skip breakfast today? We did, too.

Are we going to pay the price anyway? Yes, we are.

Don’t be this person.

And definitely don’t turn on Christmas music the second the meal’s over. Get ‘em, Batman.

And finally, make sure to leave enough self-delusion to convince yourself you can handle all that dessert.

Patrick Varine is a Tribune-Review staff writer. You can contact Patrick by email at pvarine@triblive.com or via Twitter .